Scooter - Mind The Gap (Album)

by **Genesis** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:25 pm

The battle!

E-sam: 'Mr. Genesis...! welcome back..u like what i've done with the place?'
Gen: 'Tonight it all ends, and scooter fucks up'
E-sam: 'i know the first part...but u'll fuck up instead, that's y the rest of th.com members will be only watching' *storm thundering is heard*
Gen: 'we'll see about that...'
E-sam: 'i didn't like u from the first moment u stepped in th.com forums'
Gen: 'neither did i, but i always hoped a good thing in u might show up someday..pickin up on habib with 2 warnings and spammin that jukebox with melodic shit,banning v logic, then now accusing scooter of being good...it's the final straw..it shall stop tonight!'
Deej: *yawns* 'for fuck's sake! can we finish this plz?!'

deej gets so bored.. so he spills the beans: deej picks up his gun and shoots e-sam. e-sam is faster than the bullet and throws malcolmX (who innocently happened to be passin by) to gt it. malcolm takes the shot, but investigations later showed that he died of fear in a heartattack b4 the impact with the bullet. dion takes cover while Genesis takes off his fancy glasses and pulls a mini-gun outta the car's trunk.Bxtreme ignorantly fires a RBG missile that blows far from target. deej laughs at him, bxtreme grims, and throws a knife. deej in a matrix style skilfully bends under the knife. the knife turns out to be a boomerang (dunno how or why but that's the bloody script so don't fuckin complain) and turns around to hit bxtreme. he's dead. samer runs to save scooter but scooter is/are fuckin traitor/s and they/he already ran for his/their life/lives. out of the blue a car blows up (no reason or purpose, but a typical american scene should have such an explosion)..deej and Genesis fly among the flames and land peacefully..e-sam realizes that the 'deenesis' coalition is dominating and are way brutal and firm in defending their trancy thoughts. he decides to get them from the back while samer is takin cover in the grocery shop. the old grocery man kicks'im out and says in a shaking weak voice: 'toilets r only for customer use!' Genesis stiches samer with plenty of bullets enough to free the iraqis: he dies instantly.Trancexual runs out of ammunition, he despirately uses his pathetic sperms as an alternative, but it wasn't quite enough, Deej finishes his misery: 'astla vista, baby!' Dreamboy panics in a homer simpson style.dion smackes him and pulls him back to reality.

'reality suxs! scooter suxs! m not in this fuckin' game any longer!!', says dreamboy fearfully.
'oh yes u fuckin r!' yells dion firmly, 'u thought life is only about a naked woman playin with her boobs in ur avatar? now fight like a man..*gets shot in his foot*..oooohhh..help! get me outta here. mayday mayday..we need back up! one man down!!'

Dreamboy sneaks at Genesis, a very clear headshot can be easily taken.looks at his magnum, one bullet left, shoots himself instead..e-sam was puzzled, but it was expected from somebody unstable like dreamboy.

Genesis shoots blindly everywhere, e-sam (finally!) is eventually shot as well as a cnn correspondent and some civilians..yippi ky i ay!!

Dion watches the scene and decides to give up.he's the only one left. Scooter turns back and shoots Dion for his collaboration with Deenesis. Dion is dying..his goatie is soaked with blood, his glasses r broken. Genesis approaches and Dion still got a breathe. grasping, sighing and coughing, dion manages to say his last words:

Gen: 'dion..hang in there'
Dion: 'who the hell r u?.i don't have my glasses on!'
Gen: 'it's genesis'
Dion: *in dissappointment* 'aaaaaaaahhhhhh!'
Gen: 'u gt something else to say?'
Genesis stares at him...
Dion: 'i....*cough*..i never was a scooter freak..i've always been psy/progg..not even mel or up-*cough*-lifting..'
Gen: 'then y fight?'
Dion: '*slowly* e-sam made me..he's the god of th.com, and i had to be with the mods in all their decisions..couldn't...*sighs deeply* oppose him..'
Gen: '..u'll live mate..u'll live'
Dion: 'no..*says slowly*..i won't..just remember i wasn't a freak'
Gen: 'u never were..i'll call the doc'
Dion: 'don't bother,*coughs for 3 minutes nonstop* i won't make it'
Gen: 'i'll call him'*insisting*
Dion: *as though he's fine* 'don't u fuckin gt it?!! i wanna die!'
Gen: 'rotten in hell!!' *in angry manners*
Dion: 'go suck a lemon u fuck' *up yours*
Gen: 'rest in peace dion..' *griefly*
Dion: 'rest in my ass! c u in hell..' *mockingly*

dion chokes then dies. deej shuts dion's eyes... dancing spirits float up to the sky from the mods bodies..

Deej: *enthusiastically* 'oh dude! we're fightin ghosts as well!?'
Genesis says in an italian accent: 'naaaa... looks like there's a psy soul n'each ov us.. we'll get dat sick sono ova scooter bitch later...'
Deej says while being destracted by girls: 'eh?...yea whatever u say!'
Gen: 'it is done.. *lights up is cigar* now lets go have some pasta..'

Genesis puts on his glasses, deej blows the dust off his shoulders, th.com gurls weepin/cheerin on the road sides... amadeus watches over from the roof and says cheerfully: 'yes! *raises his arms* th.com is now mine..it's my world... it's my world!!! m th.com's god now!!!..'
*an evil laugh echoes while the scene ends..*

by **Genesis** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:30 pm

*wakes up*

by **bxtreme** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:48 pm

IM ALIIIIIIIVE! that boomerang turned out to be a banana.. pfft.

by **Genesis** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:50 pm

yea right! buzz off!

by **Johnny** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:43 pm

.... and suddenly... on the horizon appears a huge silouhette walking slowly towards the scene and Amadeus gets petrified as soon as he sees Johnny approaching with an evil smile , his hands ready to pull out his guns.....

Amadeus: Stop stranger!!!! you can never beat me and take my world away from me.... mwuahahahahaha

Johnny just looks at Amadeus... with more evil coming out of his eyes......

The deadly look has completed Johnny's mission.... Amadeus falls from the top and drops dead.....

The world is truly conquered now....... The Evil laugh resonates again.....

MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :twisted:

by **~Tr@N(E_L@TiON~** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:49 pm

by **Genesis** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

by **Deejiuana** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:15 pm

OMG, OMG, OMGGGGGGGGGG

NOW WE'RE TALKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GENESIS - U'RE MY MANNNN (Ummm, non sexual thing)

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn, at last, some REAL fun in TH.COM!!!!

Die scootfans, diiiiie!!!!!

DEENESIS coalition! woohoooooo - we win!

by **Deejiuana** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:30 pm

oh, Ian Van Dahl, Lasgo and Sylver fans - dont enjoy the show too much.....

ur turn is comin too............. :twisted:

GENESIS

DEEJIUANA

by **DIONYSOS** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:36 pm

OMFG

DEEJ UVE MADE ME LMAO AND ROTF B4
AND UVE BEEN AWARDED "THREAD OF THE YEAR" AWARD ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS
BUT I GOTTA HAND IT 2 YA MAN: GEN EARNED IT THIS TIME!

THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST I HAVE EVER LAUGHED ON THE INTERNET!
IM GONA SAVE & BACKUP THIS THREAD LOL

Gen: respect!