Oh, and to reply to your questions (in a new post since I'm too tipsy to edit my above one):
1- Is zizi still masturbating 105 times a day?
Unfortunately, Zizi's masturbation levels have reached an astonishing 342 times per day. Although a whopping statistic, he is not alone. He has been seeking refuge in Sex Addicts Anonymous and following the 12 step plan. However, the last I've heard of him the 12 step plan went down the drain at the sight of a glorious pair of nuts bouncing in front of him at B018.
2- Does Gen still collect J00f's ass wipes?
All hail King Gen.
Thou shalt not speak Gen's name in vain.
Thou shalt not use the word "ass" in the same sentence with the word "Gen" in it.
3- Johnny still adding 3 layers of cheese to his 220s?
Surprisingly, no. Johnny is...
Hold on...
Adding some suspense...
Johnny is...
Yes...
He is...
DETOXING!
(i.e. 3am bi khaffef akel. Friday he cheated big time though. But with Rania watching over him like a hawk he's bound to run away from those burgers like Zizi runs away from hot chicks (to the bosoms of muscled men).
4- Amadeus and Dionysos still kicking butt on the decks?
The last I heard of Dionysos he was giving me an eargasm at Centro. \o/
5- Any new scott bonds, nitrates, oxides, or other chemical compounds?
Scott Bond? Explain kthxbye?
Nitrates? No.
Oxides? No.
Other chemical compounds? Check the user list on TH.
There are a whopping 2939 users with chemical compounds as their usernames (if you consider E a chemical compound on its own).
6- Is the word '10x 4 ze share' still hip around here?
YES.
AW HELL YES.
7- Are 10 year old boys still bragging about their big ass event organizing corporations?
Umm. Better keep my trap shut.
N.B. I am tipsy.