Your football is bullocks

There! In your face!!!!
It's corrupted and full of amateur dramatics that are not fooling anyone.
This is not about a certain country somewhere or any specific league in
europe or any other possible undiscovered continents (I strongly believe
that the north pole should be a continent - at least in the winter when there
are ice capes! *smacks table*)
Having said that, football is still a good sport and very popular and all that
jazz, but I think that it's been drilled into and brought down by tycoons and
poor, yet increasingly amateur, styles and tricks in the game.
My good friend Alain and I are going to tampon you, you football lovers!!!!
Yes, we are chubby people... we are lazy... but we are training, and we
have the passion and will tampon the hell out of you. We'll be like...wingers
or fly halfs.... (can't be locks because we're not over 190cms).. but we'll
be invincible runners... and..... like.... furious tacklers........ there!!!!
feed on this!!!!!
That's your stupid football being held by the caveman Sebastien Chabal!
Go get them Sea Bass!
It's corrupted and full of amateur dramatics that are not fooling anyone.
This is not about a certain country somewhere or any specific league in
europe or any other possible undiscovered continents (I strongly believe
that the north pole should be a continent - at least in the winter when there
are ice capes! *smacks table*)
Having said that, football is still a good sport and very popular and all that
jazz, but I think that it's been drilled into and brought down by tycoons and
poor, yet increasingly amateur, styles and tricks in the game.
My good friend Alain and I are going to tampon you, you football lovers!!!!
Yes, we are chubby people... we are lazy... but we are training, and we
have the passion and will tampon the hell out of you. We'll be like...wingers
or fly halfs.... (can't be locks because we're not over 190cms).. but we'll
be invincible runners... and..... like.... furious tacklers........ there!!!!
feed on this!!!!!
That's your stupid football being held by the caveman Sebastien Chabal!

Go get them Sea Bass!