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i've so made my up my mind.. I wanna be a DJ!!!

what do you guys think of DJ H1N1 as a name?! i surely would love to KILL all my fans with joy by my music! and as far as i know, i've got the ACDC as the main sponsor!!

..would you come to my gig?!

DJ H1N1 is much catchier than DJ Swine Flu!!!

but make sure you get support from MC Foot & Mouth Disease!

fee VIP bil 7afleh?

nop only Dj Malaria please! ok? don't try to steal Malaria's fan base

I have a strong feeling that your dj alias is already taken.

Give up Samer...you don't have the right hair-cut to be considered a DJ



This way you'll become an instant hit in Qatar

i just cant believe the caliber of our members!!
not a single supportive reply!?

mmm so you made up your mind already? I'll be supportive alright! I'll bring the cheese with me. 3ikawe, bulgari, picon, etc...

^ DJ Spiderman

Why the fuck, who the fuck... actualy its pointless...
Just one thing, YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

On the other hand, Samer ill be ure sidekick (if the spot is available), Bird Flu or Mad Cow

Unless ure being serious, then full support

i will come to your gigs , only if you provide the antidote for your music !!

and on you website , you should have a counter , that counts how many people you have killed with your music !!

^if you give away free whistles..and maybe some electronic belts.. then i'll be there!!

Biography
DJ H1N1 started his career back in the 80's with ABBA & Bee Gees then was slowly drifted to some Arabic tunes the like of Dal3oouna. During the 90's however he got magnetized to dance music again especially SNAP (Rhythm is a dancer) and 2 Unlimited (No limit). But alas that didn't last long because Abu Wadih released his massive hit Kalam El Nas followed by the one & only Najwa Karam's massive tunes. Despite all his rage from the Y2K massive crashes (yea right) he still got some inspiration from Macarena & later on the hit from Las ketchup the MAYONAISE song. As soon as DJ H1N1 saw Armin & Tiesto performing live to the masses he decided to DJ. Without ANY DJ experience H1N1 picked a CD squeezed it inside the player & used his old brother's half broken Taiwani headphone to spin the latest in Trance & progressive. Sadly the CD was Frero Jacko so in a split of a second without anyone noticing he mixed in a trancy tune thus making him the KING of mixing.

Why did DJ H1N1 choose this name? For weeks DJ H1N1 browsed the TV, Radio stations & news papers in the quest for the one & only name that will make people tremble in fear & shake in despair! Two words swept the world with the same effect he was looking for... Swine Flu! But that wasn't catchy until a new abbreviation was picked making the name more technical & vague to the masses & DJ H1N1 himself. Although his DJ name is H1N1 his email is H1N7 @ hotmail .com because the name was taken.

Tour dates
2005 : Big fan of Haifa & Tiesto DJ N1H1 was busy getting the inspiration & erection
2006 : Big fan of Angelina Jolie & Armin .... same as above ....
2007 : Woke up in bed after a look wet dream with Angelina Jolie (Yes she gave some inspiration too)
2008 : Fell from bed while sleeping & pouf ... nothing ...
2009 : Fell from bed (for the 1000's time) while sleeping & pouf the DJ thing became real
2009 : Will spin the latest in khadadat & picon all the way from Qatar to Lebanon

Favorite Quote
DJ H1N1 has so many quotes from "Shu yaba"... "Kifooo"... "Kifak Skiroj"... but by far his favorite is "E.D.B.T.Z"

kthxbye

HAHAHA CLASSIC POST E-SAM !!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!