Dion's Ultimate Challenge

[Genesis]

Dion, I love you.
You know I do.
You also know, that although we'll never meet and talk at a certain time in the future, I'll always remember you man. And for this, I want to thank you for being and maybe becoming one my best friends if I was baking my arse right now in Dubai embarking with you on all sort of camel-involving-adventures.

But I also want you to know that you're a girl.
You might not know it now, but you are.
A fat hairy girl.

And because of those two things, I like picking on you. But I owe you an apology because I haven't been romping your arse (or everyone else's for that matter) lately mainly due to my being busy. I don't need to remind you, but you very well know how many scars are there across this forum that supports my argument of me picking on certain individuals, and you my lovely hairy girl, lead the pack.

Now you're a DJ and you have a show....-ish so I'm willing to ask you for a favor as a friend.
I have a lot of tunes that I adore. Many of which are new and I absolutely love them. But I don't want to waste my time flipping through my iPod from a tune to another. I'd like them all mixed in one set, skillfully, brilliantly, properly, and passionately. So I thought, who can do me this favor? I simply have no time po patience to sit down and try to work it out on Ableton and to be honest with ya: me? software mixing? no thanks.

So I want to ask if you could mix those tunes for me please? Obviously, I'll provide you with the tunes because I don't believe the FTP you're sitting on has such material for my liking.
I don't suppose you'll say no, and let's face it and you know very well that I have one of the most hand-picked and good tastes in EDM and if anything, I taught you a thing or two about psy back in the day just like you taught me some things too. So I will be respecting you as a friend before than as a DJ and throw at you, and mark my words, a track list that will reshape you're understanding of EDM and might throw you and your current style out of loop and whack. And also offer you the chance to settle, maybe once and for all, the fight inside you to find your sound rather than this faggy style of yours that you're playing nowadays.

But I want to make this interesting, so I'm challenging you. I'll provide you with the tunes (over the next few weeks when I get enough time on my hand to upload and whatnot) and you'll mix them.
But then, you'll play the set on your mastermix!

Wait wait, don't panic. You trust my taste. You'll have a blast putting them tunes together for me. You'll love the tracklist. You're exploring everyday (ambient now being your latest fascination). So, why not? I promise I won't make a joke out of you.
Dion, this will be the ultimate test for our friendship and how much you trust me.

You put the set together and you feature it on mastermix.
I provide the tunes.
You do the mix.
You can refer to it as a ''guest mix'' when it goes on air (if you're ashamed or afraid of the reaction you'll get)
(you might even give me 5-seconds of fame and get that english chick that talks over the quiet moments in your set to call it a guest mix featuring Genesis.. lol.. wow, am actually thinking about it now)

Now, I'll give you the tunes but I won't give you the names of them. Because Dion, this will be ultimate trust. I won't name them until the episode goes on air otherwise, you'll just go to Discogs/Google and look up everything from release dates to artists' shoe-size.

What will the set be? Simply: Progressive. Specifically: Relentlessly pounding pitch-black progpsy. Yes my friend, your underwear's worst enemy.

If you drop the challenge, not only disappointment will shade over the whole topic, but you've also proved that you're a fat hairy girl and simply doesn't trust her friend; Le Gen. What will follow, is relentless romping of your arse until the end of time. Dion, put simply: I will whore you, you crazy old coward twat.
Drop the challenge, and you have to open up a topic and entitle it 'Gen is my Master' and upload a photo of you wearing nothing but underwear (speedo would also be ok, if you could have a bra that would be even better) and hold up a sheet of paper that says ''I'm a fat hairy girl''.

If you accept the challenge, and fullfill it to all requirements, our friendship and trust, and my respect for you will take a new level. But most importantly for you, you'll prove that you are a fat hairy girl, but she has balls. Sizable ones, if I may add. Another advantage for you, is you'll pull the plunge and get yourself on some serious knock-your-head-off EDM.
Accept the challenge, and I will open a topic with a photo of a sheet of paper, knighting you as a man.

Dion, this topic is a bet.

But this is about the music more than anything else. About you giving in to great savaging EDM that will blow you far out into space and loving it so much that you're willing to air on national radio, and (though this it is optional) mention me in your mix.. haha..

The details of this challenge are open for negotiation and alteration if you wish to discuss such matters about it. But don't PM me, anything you have to say, say here in this topic.

So, Dion... what's it going to be?

Or most importantly; How large, if any, are your balls?


Your master,
Gen

[JayCM]

[A-Cube]

I'm getting the popcorn. Now, it's Dion's turn to retaliate and show us that he can stick to the man.

[[IN]Head-Kay]

this is hilarious!!

[Nicoco]

talk about BOLD

[Genesis]

Nic, Dion and I operate on a frequency that you simply can not understand.. lol

[Raneem]

[DIONYSOS]

Gen, I love you.

You know I do.

What you don't know, however, is that we WILL meet and talk at a certain time in the future, which is when I go for training in London later on this year. Unless you sissy out and don't meet me there. It wouldn't beat embarking with you on all sorts of camel-involving adventures in Dubai that bake your arse, but you'd still be one of my best friends.

What you also don't know is that, although I am indeed a fat hairy girl, I am YO MOMMA.

You might not know it now, but I am.

YO FAT HAIRY MOMMA.

I have always derived tremendous pleasure from you picking on me, and have expressed this on several occasions, many times crowning you as the funniest member ever to post on these forums. There are many scars across this forum of members picking on other members, but you have always lead that pack. So you do owe me an apology for not romping my arse (or everyone else's for that matter) lately, you being busy not really forming a compelling argument.

Now I'm a DJ, and I have a show... -ish, and here you are asking me for a favor as a friend. For such a friend to ask me for such a favor, I can only respond with one thing...

Bring it on, betch.

I will mix those tunes for you, skillfully, brilliantly, properly, and passionately.

You will provide me with the tunes, not because the FTP I'm sitting on doesn't have such material for your liking, but simply because you're my betch, and I enjoy treating you as such.

You do have one of the most hand-picked and good tastes in EDM and you did teach me much more than a thing or two about psy back in the day (which was a Wednesday by the way) just like I taught you some things too. So I will respect what you will throw at me, but I highly doubt that your track list will reshape my understanding of EDM and throw me and my current style out of loop and whack. The fight inside me to find my sound and this style of mine that I'm playing nowadays and that you mislabel as "faggy" is what makes me YO MOMMA, and hence what makes you my betch.

I take up your challenge. I will mix your tunes, and I will play the set on my Mastermix.

I know I'll have a blast putting them tunes together for you, I'm always up for experimenting with new sounds, as I trust you won't make a joke out of me, with us being friends, and sharing this vertically hierarchical momma-betch relationship.

And it will not be aired as a guest mix. I am not ashamed or afraid of the reaction I'll get. Nor do I wish for you to get your 5-seconds of fame as it could potentially impair our vertically hierarchical momma-betch relationship.

I do not want the names of the tunes. Our trust is far beyond that.

You had me at "progressive". Relentlessly pounding pitch-black progpsy was the cherry on top.

I accept the challenge, and will fulfill it to all requirements. I will prove that I'm yo big, fat, hairy momma with elephant-sized balls.

But the details of this challenge necessitate the following non-negotiable alteration:

Once evidence of the episode being aired is supplied, you will finally reveal your face to this forum after 5 years of mystery, by sharing a hi-res picture of you with your facial features clearly defined, whilst holding up a sheet of paper that spells out "I am Dion's betch". You will do so right here, in this topic, and not privately.

If you do not honor this alteration, not only disappointment will shade over the whole topic, but you would have also proved that you're a cheap, skanky betch that simply doesn't trust her momma; Le Dion. What will follow, is relentless romping of your arse until the end of time. Gen, put simply: I will whore you, you drunken Irish coward.

If you do honor this alteration, and fullfill it to all requirements, our friendship, trust, and my respect for you will take a new level. But most importantly for you, you'll prove that you are a cheap, skanky betch, but she has values. Moral values, if I may add. Another advantage for you, is you would've taken one step forward towards that issue we used to spend endless hours discussing over MSN during the nights.

Gen, this topic is a bet; I meet your bet, and raise it.

So, Gen... What's it going to be?

Or most importantly; How large, if any, are YOUR balls?


YO MOMMA,
Dion



P.S.: .

[Ali N]

Hahaha your guys are absolutely hilarious:P I like the way you fight over whose the best in mixing the tracks and even for silly things other than this

But I liked the challenge Let's see who is going to win

[Raneem]

[Nicoco]

hahahahahaha!! Twistaa!!

[Genesis]

[TranceFusion]

[[IN]Head-Kay]

[Genesis]