Dion's Ultimate Challenge

by **samer** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:17 pm

^ your gay love just brightens up TH more and more!!

by **Genesis** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:24 pm

^ feeling left out sammoura? come over for a vacation man - now that your shoveling money in the gulf... shiiiiiiiiiiiillllll!!!

by **samer** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:31 pm

vacation from the deserts to see you?!
what are you smoking wle?!.. i'd gladly hit mother russia again without a doubt! khallik m3affan in Ireland inta!

by **Genesis** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:42 pm

Russia? Dude... if Moscow blew you away, then you've seen nothing yet.
what am not good enough for you to come visit? pfft.. wanker.

by **samlbronkowitz** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:55 am

by **Genesis** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:59 pm

^ Dion's still working on lining it up. I don't know when will he air it yet.
Maybe next week, Dion?

by **DIONYSOS** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:52 pm

by **Genesis** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:08 am

by **DIONYSOS** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:21 am

by **DIONYSOS** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:12 pm

It's over. This ain't happening.

Although I'm partially recovered from my fever, your tracks still won't mix properly. They're just not made to be mixed into a DJ set, at least not on the crappy software I've been compelled to use ever since I left Lebanon. Or it could be the nature of Psychedelic Trance song structure, I don't know, maybe that's why most PsyTrance artists perform live. Bottom line is, I tried for 2-3 hours and they just won't mix properly. I record sets every single week and they ALWAYS mix flawlessly, with your tracks they're just not.

There is a will, but there is no way.

I tried Gen. You can't say I didn't try. Nevertheless I do admit to my own defeat and have fulfilled your condition of taking a picture of myself in my underwear holding up a paper that says I AM A FAT HAIRY GIRL. You can find that picture in your inbox. Mind you that as we agreed not to share your picture in public, the same applies to mine.

I tried man. I really wanted to make this happen for you. You know what else I had in store for you?

1) A jingle I created with my own voice then "robotized" so it doesn't sound like me, spelling out "psychedelic guest mix by Genesis".
2) A mashup of 1 of your tracks with the vocals from I'm Not Fooled.
3) Another mashup of 1 your tracks with the lead melody from J00F's remix of Mahadeva.

See how special I wanted to make this for you? See how hard I tried? But your tracks just wouldn't mix! Opposite to all the other EDM genres that I play, they just wouldn't!

If you're interested, I'll be more than happy and willing to compensate with a GU special since you're such a GU freak, so if you send me your 10 favorite GU tracks of all time I'll have a go at them.

Many apologies my good friend, but it was technically impossible... although it would've been musically brilliant. Those are some seriously kick ass tracks you selected, it's clear they've been through your rigorous filtering process.

I hope my shamefully degrading picture will bring you a laugh or two. Actually, I'm pretty damn sure it would, you probably prefer owning that over the actual set. Nevertheless, my GU offer still stands (or any other similar offer).

Yours forever,
A Fat Hairy Girl called Dion

by **TranceFusion** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:09 pm

ROFLMAO!!!

by **Fawzi** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:51 pm

I gotta say I'm disappointed I won't get to listen to this set... Is it possible then to at least post the name of the tracks?

by **[IN]Head-Kay** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:56 pm

Whats your software though? Did you try warping the beats rights? Im really surprised your software didnt analyze the beats correct! that hardly happens when handling edm!

by **Genesis** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:16 am

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