Dion, before this life ends, you and I should go clubbing (you have to promise though to not have a baseball cap on - or i'll kick your arse so hard, you'll nose will bleed)... But with you getting further away in Dubai and daring to miss J00F in the one time, probably in the history of Lebanon, is hard to forgive.
Make me a sandwich though, and we'll be just fine!
So your first birthday away, how does it feel eh? Are you sad? Crying yourself to sleep? Drenching in your own mucus?... Listening to Deadmau5? Thinking of [s]Samer[/s] the lady?
Or the exact contrary; drunk in an orgy? stripping to Hit me Baby One More Time? Waking up in a pool of your own vomit (or someone else's.. doesn't matter)?
Whatever it is; enjoy it my good friend!
Oh...
One more thing....
Hold it....
It's coming....
There it is!
And remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting closer to death.
(or something gay and stupid like that...) I bet Freud came up with this quote... just like his dream and sexual crap.
'He killed his dad so he can shag his mum'... Why not go and shag my foot up your arse, you psycho Austrian... and get a hair cut for fuck sake!
Oh, yea and happy birthday...