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Postby Icepick » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:29 pm

A Romanian man has put a local used car website to innovative use, offering up his 25-year-old wife who he has apparently become “fed up with.”

Alex Cretu of Bucharest advertised his bride for the rather steep price of $6.4 million, describing his bride as “Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner.” The frazzled husband added, "Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded."

Though Cretu has received several offers already—low ball bids or parties asking for a sort of human lay-away plan—he has been forced to lower his original asking price substantially, now demanding only $4800 for the troublesome life partner and hoping for a “quick sale.”

Joke or not (and we really, really think this guy had better be joking), we’re not sure that this sort of misogynistic tomfoolery would fly on eBay Motors, spacious boot or no.


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ROFL! This guy is fucken mental lol!
once upon a time there was a boy that was born to make a change in this cruel world of mortals. this boy became a man and this man became old and died. thats about it..
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Postby Raneem » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:31 pm

wahahaha!
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Postby Genesis » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:10 pm

If your trance was a pretty blonde ballerina; then what I listen to is a peed-off bulky bouncer pounding the living shit out of your ballerina.
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Postby tarantula » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:18 am

i read a similar article in a newspaper too, a 22 years old girl sellin her virginity to continue her education and the higher bid till now is about 4 millions.

People are goin maaaad
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Postby Roy vR » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:45 am

uff wil3ane. bass a7la shi l options list ma3 l accessories, hayda shi ya3ne shu hal shi.
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Postby TranceFusion » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:40 pm

^ English please
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Postby silver_edge » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:04 pm

Thats sick
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Postby DonSerj » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:04 pm

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Postby e-sam » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:39 am

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Postby DonSerj » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:19 pm

^ Minimum!
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Postby tarantula » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:45 pm

she just needed to give a reason. And who's the desperate who bids 4 millions, just go and pick up a dozen of playmates with that amount of money
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Postby e-sam » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:36 pm

^Someone with 4+ billions who doesn't really care about money. Few weeks ago someone bought a Lebanese mobile line (70 - 70 70 70) for $450,000 what do you say about that?

Source: http://www.mtctouch.com.lb/autoforms/po ... %20auction
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Postby Nicktalopia » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:39 pm

Better yet, why would she need education after having 4 Million dollars?
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