It's every once in a blue moon that a comedian shows up and reminds me so much of myself.
Here's my man for the past 2 years: John Pinette.
Check him out:
Lines at fastfood joints
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlf1F05gTA
Water Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzFgtd1C5c
On a diet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLdNTMa1xZA
Chinese Buffet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdwuiyO7hOU
France & Italy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMkRIXhLH0
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!
His jokes make my day in so many ways!!