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Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:47 pm**

My top three would be:

1-When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

2-There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Chuck Norris.

3-God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".

Now your turn people :mrgreen:

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Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:43 am**

LOL Conan used to butcher Chuck Norris... check youtube for sum videos! akh i LOVE CONAN!

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:51 am**

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer :mrgreen:

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:54 am**

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

HAHAHAHAH

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Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:53 pm**

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

-Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck norris can shit on the ceiling

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:56 pm**

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:18 pm**

Which proves the theory that under his beard Chuck Norris hides a third fist...

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