-Chuck Norris is not afraid to die , Death is afraid of him.
-Chuck Norris can count to infinity.
-Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand who can beat a Royal Flush.
-Dirty water does not pollute Chuck Norris's body, the water gets cleansed.
-Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee.
-Chuck Norris can climb down.
-Chuck Norris can have a Duel alone.
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can play solitaire with his friends.
-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Your favorite Chuck Norris joke
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by rob » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:39 pm
"[...]You'll understand other peoples motivation, You'll be able to tell whether you're being lied to, how boredom and defensiveness reveal, and how to overcome both. You can see how valuable it is to increase your sensitivity to this Non-Verbal Language.." Non Verbal Language - 16 Bit Lolitas
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by A-Cube » Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:16 pm
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Welcome to DJ.Malaria you may wonder why I called this group Dj Malaria.
Just like Malaria takes over a person's body when it hits them i want my music's originality to control the soul of whoever hears it in that sense my music is more powerful than Malaria,and I'm sure it will but in a positive way of
course.
PLUR men wejje...
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by Nicktalopia » Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:46 pm
^haha that's gotta be my favorite so far.
Chuck Norris got stabbed once, the knife bled to death.
Chuck Norris got stabbed once, the knife bled to death.
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by Sikatronic » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:48 am
Chuck Norris kicked Noah's ass, he destroyed his ark and he carried all the animals in his pockets for 40 days of rain.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
LOL @ Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
LOL @ Chuck Norris
Respect your music...Keep the volume LOUD!
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