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Geography of Women.

Postby Nicktalopia » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:50 pm

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.


Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful!


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.


After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Postby DonSerj » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:46 pm

hahahahahahaha ... loved it
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Postby TranceFusion » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:48 pm

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Postby kevo21 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:52 am

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

so funny!!!
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Postby Deema » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:51 pm

-_-

NICK DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MEN!!!! EH!
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Postby TranceFusion » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:37 pm

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Postby ram12 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:17 pm

Start a topic of men and women jokes... i have a ton of those :mrgreen:
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Postby A-Cube » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:54 pm

Why bother?? The Chuck Norris thread will come and kick its ass anytime...


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